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* Who needs Fish and Chips when you can have Chips and Science?! [CBS News]

* Will that cost an arm and a leg? Who knows…and that’s illegal. [KDVR]

* As much as I’d like Alex Jones to pay out ~$50M for trolling Sandy Hook parents, the actual outcome is gonna look a lot more in his favor. [Click2Houston]

* $20M?! Now that’s an expensive burrito bowl! [AlJazeera]

Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s.  He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at cwilliams@abovethelaw.com and by tweet at @WritesForRent.