{"id":111265,"date":"2025-03-21T17:59:58","date_gmt":"2025-03-22T01:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/03\/21\/ag-bondi-will-take-down-the-tesla-takedown-terrorists\/"},"modified":"2025-03-21T17:59:58","modified_gmt":"2025-03-22T01:59:58","slug":"ag-bondi-will-take-down-the-tesla-takedown-terrorists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/03\/21\/ag-bondi-will-take-down-the-tesla-takedown-terrorists\/","title":{"rendered":"AG Bondi Will Take Down The Tesla Takedown \u2018Terrorists\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"
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On Tuesday, Tesla announced a recall of virtually every Cybertruck on the road. Again<\/a>. This time it\u2019s because some of the paneling is stuck on with glue that is prone to \u201cenvironmental embrittlement,\u201d<\/a> meaning that it could experience the same \u201crapid unscheduled disassembly\u201d<\/a> that has plagued Elon Musk\u2019s rockets of late.<\/p>\n

Presumably DOGE will burn down the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration tomorrow. But meanwhile it\u2019s all hands on deck in the Trump administration to save Tesla\u2019s share price since its CEO decided to make himself the face of a wildly unpopular campaign to shut down the federal government. <\/p>\n

First Trump turned the White House into a car dealership. Then Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick headed for Fox to hawk Tesla stock, promising that \u201cit\u2019ll never be this cheap again.\u201d<\/p>\n

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On Jesse Watters\u2019 show, Howard Lutnick, the U.S. Secretary of Commerce, tells viewers they should buy Tesla stock.\u201cI think if you want to learn something on this show tonight, buy Tesla. It\u2019s unbelievable that this guy\u2019s stock is this cheap. It\u2019ll never be this cheap again.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2014 Yashar Ali \ud83d\udc18 (@yasharali.bsky.social)<\/a> 2025-03-20T01:18:36.192Z<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n

And now Attorney General Pam Bondi is getting in on the action, too. On Thursday she announced<\/a> charges for three defendants who threw molotov cocktails on Teslas and Tesla chargers and defaced them with \u201cprofane messages against President Trump.\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cThe days of committing crimes without\u00a0consequence have ended,\u201d said the woman whose office just argued<\/a> that a January 6 defendant\u2019s pardon should cover grenades and classified documents found in his house when the cops came to arrest him for storming the Capitol.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe swarm of violent attacks on Tesla property is nothing short of domestic terrorism,\u201d she huffed<\/a>. \u201cWe will continue investigations that impose severe consequences on those involved in these attacks, including those operating behind the scenes to coordinate and fund these crimes.\u201d<\/p>\n

WHO IS PAYING FOR THE GASOLINE SOAKED RAGS IN BOTTLES? PLUS ALL THOSE CANS OF SPRAY PAINT? <\/p>\n

AG Bondi will find out! As soon as she finishes getting the vapors over that \u201cprofane\u201d graffiti. <\/p>\n

Just kidding.<\/em> She will say it\u2019s George Soros citing zero evidence. Then she\u2019ll charge all the peaceful protesters outside Tesla dealerships with doing a RICO to poor, defenseless Elon Musk. Indeed, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is already accusing<\/a> Rep. Jasmine Crockett of \u201corganizing political violence and terrorism\u201d for her participation in a \u201cjoin a nonviolent protest\u201d Zoom.<\/p>\n

But as usual, the most unhinged response<\/a> is from the Commander in Chief.<\/p>\n

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Time to extraordinarily rendition those hooligans to a slave prison in El Salvador! That will make the Tesla share price go through the roof. Although considering the embrittlement of the rest of Tesla cars, disassembling the roof seems right on schedule.<\/p>\n

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Liz Dye<\/a>\u00a0lives in Baltimore where she produces the Law and Chaos\u00a0substack<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0podcast<\/a>.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

The post AG Bondi Will Take Down The Tesla Takedown \u2018Terrorists\u2019<\/a> appeared first on Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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(Photo by Justin Sullivan\/Getty Images)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

On Tuesday, Tesla announced a recall of virtually every Cybertruck on the road. Again<\/a>. This time it\u2019s because some of the paneling is stuck on with glue that is prone to \u201cenvironmental embrittlement,\u201d<\/a> meaning that it could experience the same \u201crapid unscheduled disassembly\u201d<\/a> that has plagued Elon Musk\u2019s rockets of late.<\/p>\n

Presumably DOGE will burn down the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration tomorrow. But meanwhile it\u2019s all hands on deck in the Trump administration to save Tesla\u2019s share price since its CEO decided to make himself the face of a wildly unpopular campaign to shut down the federal government. <\/p>\n

First Trump turned the White House into a car dealership. Then Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick headed for Fox to hawk Tesla stock, promising that \u201cit\u2019ll never be this cheap again.\u201d<\/p>\n

And now Attorney General Pam Bondi is getting in on the action, too. On Thursday she announced<\/a> charges for three defendants who threw molotov cocktails on Teslas and Tesla chargers and defaced them with \u201cprofane messages against President Trump.\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cThe days of committing crimes without\u00a0consequence have ended,\u201d said the woman whose office just argued<\/a> that a January 6 defendant\u2019s pardon should cover grenades and classified documents found in his house when the cops came to arrest him for storming the Capitol.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe swarm of violent attacks on Tesla property is nothing short of domestic terrorism,\u201d she huffed<\/a>. \u201cWe will continue investigations that impose severe consequences on those involved in these attacks, including those operating behind the scenes to coordinate and fund these crimes.\u201d<\/p>\n

WHO IS PAYING FOR THE GASOLINE SOAKED RAGS IN BOTTLES? PLUS ALL THOSE CANS OF SPRAY PAINT? <\/p>\n

AG Bondi will find out! As soon as she finishes getting the vapors over that \u201cprofane\u201d graffiti. <\/p>\n

Just kidding.<\/em> She will say it\u2019s George Soros citing zero evidence. Then she\u2019ll charge all the peaceful protesters outside Tesla dealerships with doing a RICO to poor, defenseless Elon Musk. Indeed, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is already accusing<\/a> Rep. Jasmine Crockett of \u201corganizing political violence and terrorism\u201d for her participation in a \u201cjoin a nonviolent protest\u201d Zoom.<\/p>\n

But as usual, the most unhinged response<\/a> is from the Commander in Chief.<\/p>\n

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<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Time to extraordinarily rendition those hooligans to a slave prison in El Salvador! That will make the Tesla share price go through the roof. Although considering the embrittlement of the rest of Tesla cars, disassembling the roof seems right on schedule.<\/p>\n

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Liz Dye<\/a>\u00a0lives in Baltimore where she produces the Law and Chaos\u00a0substack<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0podcast<\/a>.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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