{"id":132200,"date":"2025-08-28T12:17:13","date_gmt":"2025-08-28T20:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/08\/28\/dumbass-attorney-baffled-by-haircare-during-high-profile-case\/"},"modified":"2025-08-28T12:17:13","modified_gmt":"2025-08-28T20:17:13","slug":"dumbass-attorney-baffled-by-haircare-during-high-profile-case","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/08\/28\/dumbass-attorney-baffled-by-haircare-during-high-profile-case\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumbass Attorney Baffled By Haircare During High Profile Case"},"content":{"rendered":"

Legally Blonde is the movie that taught a generation that blonde women can do anything, even think real nice like. A pivotal part of the film (sorry for the spoiler) includes Elle questioning a witness on the minutia of haircare at the stand. Truly an early 2000s period piece \u2014 we\u2019ve since moved far away from depending on secretly smart big screen blondes from deducing legal conclusions for comedic or dramatic effect: <\/p>\n

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Uh oh https:\/\/t.co\/DJLzAbqXtI<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/Jbq2eZ3ERt<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) August 27, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n

Cardi B recently found herself caught up in courtroom blonde shenanigans. People<\/a> has coverage:<\/p>\n

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Cardi B\u2019s wig swap left an attorney who was cross-examining her during a civil assault trial confused about her \u201creal hair.\u201d
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\u201cYesterday you had black hair, short hair. Today it\u2019s blonde and long. Which one is your real hair? Or are they both real?\u201d he asked her.<\/p>\n

[Cardi B] laughed before replying, \u201cThey\u2019re wigs.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay. Sorry, I didn\u2019t know that. It\u2019s a good wig today, then,\u201d the lawyer responded.<\/p>\n

You can see the exchange here:<\/p>\n

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Oh my God, this lawyer suing Cardi B.<\/p>\n

“Which one is your real hair? Or are they both real?” plaintiff’s lawyer Ron Rosen asked.<\/p>\n

“They’re wigs,” Cardi B answered.<\/p>\n

Then he asked if she’s affiliated with a gang. pic.twitter.com\/KrzgMhDm0F<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Meghann Cuniff (@meghanncuniff) August 26, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Imagine, gaining a good enough grasp on RAP to pass the bar only to be confuddled by a rapper\u2019s rolodex of wigs years later. And while it is admittedly funny that Cardi B is changing trial wigs like Ray-J changed his hat that one time<\/a>, if you\u2019re a trial attorney working on a high profile case, have some tact. Gaffes like that can tank your credibility and distract jurors from the reason you\u2019re really there, like arguing that a celebrity physically assaulted your client.<\/p>\n

Cardi B Confuses Attorney with Wig Swap During Security Guard Assault Trial in Viral Video<\/a> [People]<\/p>\n

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Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord\u2122 in the Facebook group\u00a0Law School Memes for Edgy T14s . \u00a0He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who is learning to swim,\u00a0is interested in critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at\u00a0cwilliams@abovethelaw.com <\/a>and by tweet at\u00a0@WritesForRent<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The post Dumbass Attorney Baffled By Haircare During High Profile Case<\/a> appeared first on Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Legally Blonde is the movie that taught a generation that blonde women can do anything, even think real nice like. A pivotal part of the film (sorry for the spoiler) includes Elle questioning a witness on the minutia of haircare at the stand. Truly an early 2000s period piece \u2014 we\u2019ve since moved far away from depending on secretly smart big screen blondes from deducing legal conclusions for comedic or dramatic effect: <\/p>\n

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Uh oh https:\/\/t.co\/DJLzAbqXtI<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/Jbq2eZ3ERt<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) August 27, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n

Cardi B recently found herself caught up in courtroom blonde shenanigans. People<\/a> has coverage:<\/p>\n

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Cardi B\u2019s wig swap left an attorney who was cross-examining her during a civil assault trial confused about her \u201creal hair.\u201d
\u2026
\u201cYesterday you had black hair, short hair. Today it\u2019s blonde and long. Which one is your real hair? Or are they both real?\u201d he asked her.<\/p>\n

[Cardi B] laughed before replying, \u201cThey\u2019re wigs.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay. Sorry, I didn\u2019t know that. It\u2019s a good wig today, then,\u201d the lawyer responded.<\/p>\n

You can see the exchange here:<\/p>\n

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Oh my God, this lawyer suing Cardi B.<\/p>\n

“Which one is your real hair? Or are they both real?” plaintiff’s lawyer Ron Rosen asked.<\/p>\n

“They’re wigs,” Cardi B answered.<\/p>\n

Then he asked if she’s affiliated with a gang. pic.twitter.com\/KrzgMhDm0F<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Meghann Cuniff (@meghanncuniff) August 26, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Imagine, gaining a good enough grasp on RAP to pass the bar only to be confuddled by a rapper\u2019s rolodex of wigs years later. And while it is admittedly funny that Cardi B is changing trial wigs like Ray-J changed his hat that one time<\/a>, if you\u2019re a trial attorney working on a high profile case, have some tact. Gaffes like that can tank your credibility and distract jurors from the reason you\u2019re really there, like arguing that a celebrity physically assaulted your client.<\/p>\n

Cardi B Confuses Attorney with Wig Swap During Security Guard Assault Trial in Viral Video<\/a> [People]<\/p>\n

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Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord\u2122 in the Facebook group\u00a0Law School Memes for Edgy T14s . \u00a0He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who is learning to swim,\u00a0is interested in critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at\u00a0cwilliams@abovethelaw.com <\/a>and by tweet at\u00a0@WritesForRent<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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