{"id":132314,"date":"2025-09-01T21:05:40","date_gmt":"2025-09-02T05:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/09\/01\/molotov-hoagie-avoids-indictment-see-generally\/"},"modified":"2025-09-01T21:05:40","modified_gmt":"2025-09-02T05:05:40","slug":"molotov-hoagie-avoids-indictment-see-generally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/09\/01\/molotov-hoagie-avoids-indictment-see-generally\/","title":{"rendered":"Molotov Hoagie Avoids Indictment \u2014 See Generally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Not All Heroes Wear Capes\u2026 Not All Grinders Or Subs Either:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/doj-fails-to-indict-d-c-sandwich-thrower-fate-of-ham-sandwich-still-unknown\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Department of Justice fails to secure indictment for sandwich vigilante<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Baby\u2019s First Hostage Negotiation:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/lawyers-hold-newborn-for-ransom-in-scheduling-dispute\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Lawyers use newborn for leverage in scheduling spat, proving once again that bar associations should require basic humanity CLEs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biglaw Divorce Gets Messy:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/biglaw-firm-files-lawsuit-against-former-partner-over-1-5-million-client-fee\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Former partner and firm battle over $1.5 million fee<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Amy Wax\u2019s Flies Too Close To The Dumb:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/amy-waxs-lawsuit-flew-too-close-to-the-sun-melts-in-shimmering-ball-of-disaster\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Wax\u2019s latest litigation stunt disintegrates mid-air, which is the most graceful exit she\u2019s managed in years<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alina Habba Breaks New Jersey Court System To Own The Libs:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/alina-habba-breaks-new-jersey-court-system\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Trump\u2019s personal chaos engine managing to jam up criminal cases like a toddler shoving LEGOs in a blender<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ABA Wants More Schools To Look Outside The LSAT:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/aba-invites-schools-to-accept-law-school-applicants-without-requiring-lsat-scores\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Effort to collect data on efficacy of tests kicked up a notch<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>America\u2019s Thirstiest Law Professor Tries To Get In On Calvinball<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/jonathan-turley-challenges-justice-jackson-to-calvinball-in-most-embarrassing-display-yet\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Jonathan Turley tries to bash Justice Jackson, by making up his own completely nonsensical rules<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/09\/molotov-hoagie-avoids-indictment-see-generally\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Molotov Hoagie Avoids Indictment \u2014 See Generally<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Not All Heroes Wear Capes\u2026 Not All Grinders Or Subs Either:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/doj-fails-to-indict-d-c-sandwich-thrower-fate-of-ham-sandwich-still-unknown\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Department of Justice fails to secure indictment for sandwich vigilante<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Baby\u2019s First Hostage Negotiation:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/lawyers-hold-newborn-for-ransom-in-scheduling-dispute\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Lawyers use newborn for leverage in scheduling spat, proving once again that bar associations should require basic humanity CLEs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biglaw Divorce Gets Messy:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/biglaw-firm-files-lawsuit-against-former-partner-over-1-5-million-client-fee\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Former partner and firm battle over $1.5 million fee<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Amy Wax\u2019s Flies Too Close To The Dumb:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/amy-waxs-lawsuit-flew-too-close-to-the-sun-melts-in-shimmering-ball-of-disaster\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Wax\u2019s latest litigation stunt disintegrates mid-air, which is the most graceful exit she\u2019s managed in years<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alina Habba Breaks New Jersey Court System To Own The Libs:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/alina-habba-breaks-new-jersey-court-system\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Trump\u2019s personal chaos engine managing to jam up criminal cases like a toddler shoving LEGOs in a blender<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ABA Wants More Schools To Look Outside The LSAT:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/aba-invites-schools-to-accept-law-school-applicants-without-requiring-lsat-scores\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Effort to collect data on efficacy of tests kicked up a notch<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>America\u2019s Thirstiest Law Professor Tries To Get In On Calvinball<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/08\/jonathan-turley-challenges-justice-jackson-to-calvinball-in-most-embarrassing-display-yet\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Jonathan Turley tries to bash Justice Jackson, by making up his own completely nonsensical rules<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/09\/molotov-hoagie-avoids-indictment-see-generally\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Molotov Hoagie Avoids Indictment \u2014 See Generally<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not All Heroes Wear Capes\u2026 Not All Grinders Or Subs Either: Department of Justice fails to secure indictment for sandwich vigilante. Baby\u2019s First Hostage Negotiation: Lawyers use newborn for leverage in scheduling spat, proving once again that bar associations should require basic humanity CLEs. Biglaw Divorce Gets Messy: Former partner and firm battle over $1.5 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-above_the_law"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}