{"id":132878,"date":"2025-09-08T15:04:39","date_gmt":"2025-09-08T23:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/09\/08\/gavin-newsom-rips-jd-couch-boy-vance-and-his-chuck-e-cheese-law-degree-to-shreds\/"},"modified":"2025-09-08T15:04:39","modified_gmt":"2025-09-08T23:04:39","slug":"gavin-newsom-rips-jd-couch-boy-vance-and-his-chuck-e-cheese-law-degree-to-shreds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/09\/08\/gavin-newsom-rips-jd-couch-boy-vance-and-his-chuck-e-cheese-law-degree-to-shreds\/","title":{"rendered":"Gavin Newsom Rips JD \u2018Couch Boy\u2019 Vance And His \u2018Chuck E. Cheese\u2019 Law Degree To Shreds"},"content":{"rendered":"

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COUCH BOY, I\u2019M NOT MIMICKING DOZY DON. I\u2019M MOCKING HIM. ONLY SOMEONE WITH A LAW DEGREE FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE COULD BE AS DUMB AS YOU!!! \u2014 GCN https:\/\/t.co\/NtS2TGcpjT<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Governor Newsom Press Office (@GovPressOffice) September 7, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n

\u2014 <\/i>A tweet from California Gov. Gavin Newsom\u2019s<\/a> Press Office, signed by Newsom, where he insults Vice President JD Vance\u2019s<\/a> intelligence for thinking Newsom is attempting to \u201cmimic\u201d Trump, rather than mock the president, in his completely off-the-wall, Trump-style tweets<\/a>.<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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The post Gavin Newsom Rips JD \u2018Couch Boy\u2019 Vance And His \u2018Chuck E. Cheese\u2019 Law Degree To Shreds<\/a> appeared first on Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Ed. note<\/u>: Welcome to our daily feature, Quote of the Day<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2014 <\/i>A tweet from California Gov. Gavin Newsom\u2019s<\/a> Press Office, signed by Newsom, where he insults Vice President JD Vance\u2019s<\/a> intelligence for thinking Newsom is attempting to \u201cmimic\u201d Trump, rather than mock the president, in his completely off-the-wall, Trump-style tweets<\/a>.<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Staci Zaretsky<\/a>\u00a0is the managing editor of Above the Law, where she\u2019s worked since 2011. She\u2019d love to hear from you, so please feel free to email<\/a> her with any tips, questions, comments, or critiques. You can follow her on\u00a0Bluesky<\/a>,\u00a0X\/Twitter<\/a>, and\u00a0Threads<\/a>,\u00a0or connect with her on\u00a0LinkedIn<\/a>.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ed. note: Welcome to our daily feature, Quote of the Day. COUCH BOY, I\u2019M NOT MIMICKING DOZY DON. I\u2019M MOCKING HIM. ONLY SOMEONE WITH A LAW DEGREE FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE COULD BE AS DUMB AS YOU!!! \u2014 GCN https:\/\/t.co\/NtS2TGcpjT \u2014 Governor Newsom Press Office (@GovPressOffice) September 7, 2025 \u2014 A tweet from California Gov. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":132879,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-above_the_law"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xira.com\/p\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Staci-Zaretsky-NUcwtN.jpg?fit=150%2C100&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132878\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/132879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}