{"id":136816,"date":"2025-11-12T21:59:25","date_gmt":"2025-11-13T05:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/11\/12\/if-the-doj-fails-another-time-they-win-a-free-sandwich\/"},"modified":"2025-11-12T21:59:25","modified_gmt":"2025-11-13T05:59:25","slug":"if-the-doj-fails-another-time-they-win-a-free-sandwich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/11\/12\/if-the-doj-fails-another-time-they-win-a-free-sandwich\/","title":{"rendered":"If The DOJ Fails Another Time, They Win A Free Sandwich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The news that Kirkland had to teach its lawyers how to <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/are-kirkland-deal-lawyers-the-biggest-asshles-or-what\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">stop being mean<\/a> to the private equity industry is incredibly funny. We\u2019re not saying Kirkland is getting a bad rap here, but when did corporate clients become such fragile snowflakes? The Federalist Society\u2019s annual meeting brought together the leading minds of the Trump legal movement to call for a \u201cwar\u201d to <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/conservative-warning-to-judges-get-on-board-with-trumps-agenda-or-get-impeached\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">impeach the federal judges<\/a> \u2014 many of them longtime conservatives themselves \u2014 for not appropriately facilitating the administration. And the DOJ completes its Sandwich Tosser humiliation that started by failing at the grand jury by now <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/i-could-smell-the-onions-and-mustard-the-harrowing-testimony-of-the-border-patrol-sandwich-victim\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">failing to secure even a misdemeanor conviction<\/a>. <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/if-the-doj-fails-another-time-they-win-a-free-sandwich\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">If The DOJ Fails Another Time, They Win A Free Sandwich<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The news that Kirkland had to teach its lawyers how to <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/are-kirkland-deal-lawyers-the-biggest-asshles-or-what\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">stop being mean<\/a> to the private equity industry is incredibly funny. We\u2019re not saying Kirkland is getting a bad rap here, but when did corporate clients become such fragile snowflakes? The Federalist Society\u2019s annual meeting brought together the leading minds of the Trump legal movement to call for a \u201cwar\u201d to <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/conservative-warning-to-judges-get-on-board-with-trumps-agenda-or-get-impeached\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">impeach the federal judges<\/a> \u2014 many of them longtime conservatives themselves \u2014 for not appropriately facilitating the administration. And the DOJ completes its Sandwich Tosser humiliation that started by failing at the grand jury by now <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/i-could-smell-the-onions-and-mustard-the-harrowing-testimony-of-the-border-patrol-sandwich-victim\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">failing to secure even a misdemeanor conviction<\/a>. <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/if-the-doj-fails-another-time-they-win-a-free-sandwich\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">If The DOJ Fails Another Time, They Win A Free Sandwich<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The news that Kirkland had to teach its lawyers how to stop being mean to the private equity industry is incredibly funny. We\u2019re not saying Kirkland is getting a bad rap here, but when did corporate clients become such fragile snowflakes? The Federalist Society\u2019s annual meeting brought together the leading minds of the Trump legal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-above_the_law"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}