{"id":137867,"date":"2025-11-30T18:04:03","date_gmt":"2025-12-01T02:04:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/11\/30\/lolsuit-to-cost-trump-dearly-see-generally\/"},"modified":"2025-11-30T18:04:03","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T02:04:03","slug":"lolsuit-to-cost-trump-dearly-see-generally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2025\/11\/30\/lolsuit-to-cost-trump-dearly-see-generally\/","title":{"rendered":"LOLSuit To Cost Trump Dearly \u2014 See Generally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Eleventh Circuit Won\u2019t Save Trump And Habba From Sanctions:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/trump-and-habba-must-pay-million-dollar-stupid-tax-court-confirms\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The American presidency goes from \u201ca million points of light\u201d to \u201ca million dollars in legal sanctions\u201d in a generation<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Milbank Makes Biglaw Bonus Amounts Official:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/milbank-breaks-their-silence-on-year-end-bonuses\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The firm finally weighed in and matched the market<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>One Simple Trick To Make Associates Happy:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/biglaw-firm-uses-simple-trick-to-make-associates-happy-for-the-holidays\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Turns out that giving people money works better than wellness webinars<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lindsey Halligan Pulls Off A Perfect Double-Faceplant:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/lindsey-halligan-manages-to-lose-two-cases-at-once-which-is-honestly-impressive\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">In a remarkable display of efficiency, she managed to lose both of her big cases in one swoop<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biglaw Announces Stress-Reduction Plan For Summer Associates:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/biglaw-firm-shortens-summer-associate-program-in-effort-to-make-life-less-stressful-for-law-students\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The program is shorter now, which is one way to prepare them for being laid off in favor of AI in a couple years<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Law Professor Responds To Trump With Karate Chop:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/law-professor-offers-pitch-perfect-response-to-trumps-latest-insult\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">In defense of Miss Piggy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/lolsuit-to-cost-trump-dearly-see-generally\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">LOLSuit To Cost Trump Dearly \u2014 See Generally<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eleventh Circuit Won\u2019t Save Trump And Habba From Sanctions:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/trump-and-habba-must-pay-million-dollar-stupid-tax-court-confirms\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The American presidency goes from \u201ca million points of light\u201d to \u201ca million dollars in legal sanctions\u201d in a generation<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Milbank Makes Biglaw Bonus Amounts Official:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/milbank-breaks-their-silence-on-year-end-bonuses\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The firm finally weighed in and matched the market<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>One Simple Trick To Make Associates Happy:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/biglaw-firm-uses-simple-trick-to-make-associates-happy-for-the-holidays\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Turns out that giving people money works better than wellness webinars<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lindsey Halligan Pulls Off A Perfect Double-Faceplant:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/lindsey-halligan-manages-to-lose-two-cases-at-once-which-is-honestly-impressive\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">In a remarkable display of efficiency, she managed to lose both of her big cases in one swoop<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Biglaw Announces Stress-Reduction Plan For Summer Associates:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/biglaw-firm-shortens-summer-associate-program-in-effort-to-make-life-less-stressful-for-law-students\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The program is shorter now, which is one way to prepare them for being laid off in favor of AI in a couple years<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Law Professor Responds To Trump With Karate Chop:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/law-professor-offers-pitch-perfect-response-to-trumps-latest-insult\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">In defense of Miss Piggy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2025\/11\/lolsuit-to-cost-trump-dearly-see-generally\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">LOLSuit To Cost Trump Dearly \u2014 See Generally<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eleventh Circuit Won\u2019t Save Trump And Habba From Sanctions: The American presidency goes from \u201ca million points of light\u201d to \u201ca million dollars in legal sanctions\u201d in a generation. Milbank Makes Biglaw Bonus Amounts Official: The firm finally weighed in and matched the market. 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