{"id":152618,"date":"2026-05-22T05:24:03","date_gmt":"2026-05-22T13:24:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/05\/22\/morning-docket-05-22-26\/"},"modified":"2026-05-22T05:24:03","modified_gmt":"2026-05-22T13:24:03","slug":"morning-docket-05-22-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/05\/22\/morning-docket-05-22-26\/","title":{"rendered":"Morning Docket: 05.22.26"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>* Michael Cohen says he\u2019s applying to the DOJ slush fund. Let\u2019s see how this plays out. [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/jailed-trump-fixer-michael-cohen-plots-cash-grab-from-justice-departments-new-anti-weaponization-fund\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Beast<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* Gibson Dunn and Davis Polk eye largest IPO in history \u2014 a $2 trillion valuation for a company that brings in about $15 billion a year. Who doesn\u2019t love a 130x valuation? [<a href=\"https:\/\/news.bloomberglaw.com\/business-and-practice\/gibson-dunn-davis-polk-grab-roles-in-spacexs-largest-ever-ipo\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Bloomberg Law News<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* Tom Goldstein hires Elizabeth Prelogar. So he knows he\u2019s heading for an appeal. [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.law360.com\/media\/articles\/2480541\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Law360<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* If it seems like Todd Blanche has reoriented the whole DOJ around delivering illicit gifts to Trump, it\u2019s because he has \u2014 and it\u2019s why he\u2019s going to keep his job. [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/2026\/05\/22\/todd-blanche-trump-doj-lawyer-00933267\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Politico<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* Company turns over its outside counsel engagement process to an AI bot. What could go wrong? [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.rollonfriday.com\/news-content\/uh-oh-company-decides-let-ai-rate-and-pick-its-law-firms\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Roll on Friday<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* New report says the administration will move immigration lawyers into the DOJ to \u201cspeed up\u201d the process. [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reuters.com\/world\/us-temporarily-moving-immigration-lawyers-doj-speed-up-citizenship-crackdown-2026-05-22\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Reuters<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* ChatGPT confesses to crime that it didn\u2019t commit. [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.loweringthebar.net\/2026\/05\/chatgpt-confesses.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Lowering the Bar<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/05\/morning-docket-05-22-26\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Morning Docket: 05.22.26<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>* Michael Cohen says he\u2019s applying to the DOJ slush fund. Let\u2019s see how this plays out. [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/jailed-trump-fixer-michael-cohen-plots-cash-grab-from-justice-departments-new-anti-weaponization-fund\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Beast<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* Gibson Dunn and Davis Polk eye largest IPO in history \u2014 a $2 trillion valuation for a company that brings in about $15 billion a year. Who doesn\u2019t love a 130x valuation? [<a href=\"https:\/\/news.bloomberglaw.com\/business-and-practice\/gibson-dunn-davis-polk-grab-roles-in-spacexs-largest-ever-ipo\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Bloomberg Law News<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* Tom Goldstein hires Elizabeth Prelogar. So he knows he\u2019s heading for an appeal. [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.law360.com\/media\/articles\/2480541\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Law360<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* If it seems like Todd Blanche has reoriented the whole DOJ around delivering illicit gifts to Trump, it\u2019s because he has \u2014 and it\u2019s why he\u2019s going to keep his job. [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/2026\/05\/22\/todd-blanche-trump-doj-lawyer-00933267\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Politico<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* Company turns over its outside counsel engagement process to an AI bot. What could go wrong? [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.rollonfriday.com\/news-content\/uh-oh-company-decides-let-ai-rate-and-pick-its-law-firms\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Roll on Friday<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* New report says the administration will move immigration lawyers into the DOJ to \u201cspeed up\u201d the process. [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reuters.com\/world\/us-temporarily-moving-immigration-lawyers-doj-speed-up-citizenship-crackdown-2026-05-22\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Reuters<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* ChatGPT confesses to crime that it didn\u2019t commit. [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.loweringthebar.net\/2026\/05\/chatgpt-confesses.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Lowering the Bar<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* Michael Cohen says he\u2019s applying to the DOJ slush fund. Let\u2019s see how this plays out. [Daily Beast] * Gibson Dunn and Davis Polk eye largest IPO in history \u2014 a $2 trillion valuation for a company that brings in about $15 billion a year. Who doesn\u2019t love a 130x valuation? 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