{"id":157256,"date":"2026-07-17T15:14:36","date_gmt":"2026-07-17T23:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/07\/17\/doj-remains-dullest-tools-in-the-shed-see-also\/"},"modified":"2026-07-17T15:14:36","modified_gmt":"2026-07-17T23:14:36","slug":"doj-remains-dullest-tools-in-the-shed-see-also","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/07\/17\/doj-remains-dullest-tools-in-the-shed-see-also\/","title":{"rendered":"DOJ Remains Dullest Tools In The Shed \u2014 See Also"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The DOJ Gabs About Its Biglaw Subpoenas:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/the-dojs-biglaw-subpoena-explanation-raises-more-questions-than-it-answers\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">I don\u2019t think it\u2019ll work out the way they planned it in their head.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>House Oversight Caught With Their Pants Down<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/remember-when-alan-dershowitz-begged-to-be-called-to-testify-about-epstein-well-he-was-and-hes-refusing\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Alan \u201cUnderpants\u201d Dershowitz cancels Monday Epstein interview at the last minute.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Holding The Powerful\u2026 Not Accountable At All<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/doj-cites-fake-case-to-keep-man-locked-up-by-ice-judge-declines-to-do-anything-about-it\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Amid mounting court findings of DOJ misrepresentations, a federal court in Michigan calls out the government for an AI hallucination designed to keep a man locked up. No sanctions.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Trump\u2019s Called In An FBI Forensics Team:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/litigants-ask-to-check-reflecting-pool-for-sabotage\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Reflecting Pool saga takes [more] of an absurdist turn.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>It\u2019s Getting Hot In Here<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/things-are-heating-up-at-this-newly-merged-global-megafirm-literally\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">So stop your billables! Hogan Lovells Cadwalader lawyers get to work remotely thanks to a broken A\/C.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/doj-remains-dullest-tools-in-the-shed-see-also\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">DOJ Remains Dullest Tools In The Shed \u2014 See Also<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The DOJ Gabs About Its Biglaw Subpoenas:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/the-dojs-biglaw-subpoena-explanation-raises-more-questions-than-it-answers\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">I don\u2019t think it\u2019ll work out the way they planned it in their head.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>House Oversight Caught With Their Pants Down<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/remember-when-alan-dershowitz-begged-to-be-called-to-testify-about-epstein-well-he-was-and-hes-refusing\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Alan \u201cUnderpants\u201d Dershowitz cancels Monday Epstein interview at the last minute.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Holding The Powerful\u2026 Not Accountable At All<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/doj-cites-fake-case-to-keep-man-locked-up-by-ice-judge-declines-to-do-anything-about-it\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Amid mounting court findings of DOJ misrepresentations, a federal court in Michigan calls out the government for an AI hallucination designed to keep a man locked up. No sanctions.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Trump\u2019s Called In An FBI Forensics Team:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/litigants-ask-to-check-reflecting-pool-for-sabotage\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Reflecting Pool saga takes [more] of an absurdist turn.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>It\u2019s Getting Hot In Here<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/things-are-heating-up-at-this-newly-merged-global-megafirm-literally\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">So stop your billables! Hogan Lovells Cadwalader lawyers get to work remotely thanks to a broken A\/C.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/doj-remains-dullest-tools-in-the-shed-see-also\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">DOJ Remains Dullest Tools In The Shed \u2014 See Also<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The DOJ Gabs About Its Biglaw Subpoenas: I don\u2019t think it\u2019ll work out the way they planned it in their head. House Oversight Caught With Their Pants Down: Alan \u201cUnderpants\u201d Dershowitz cancels Monday Epstein interview at the last minute. Holding The Powerful\u2026 Not Accountable At All: Amid mounting court findings of DOJ misrepresentations, a federal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":157257,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-157256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-above_the_law"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xira.com\/p\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/GettyImages-2261981514-scaled-UAW1O7.jpg?fit=2560%2C1707&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157256\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/157257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}