{"id":157572,"date":"2026-07-20T15:43:35","date_gmt":"2026-07-20T23:43:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/07\/20\/scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights\/"},"modified":"2026-07-20T15:43:35","modified_gmt":"2026-07-20T23:43:35","slug":"scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/07\/20\/scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights\/","title":{"rendered":"SCOTUS To Decide If Cops Can Steal 82-Year-Old\u2019s Plane Over Passenger\u2019s Bud Lights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Supreme Court just took a new case to explore the nature of cruel and unusual punishment. Don\u2019t worry, it\u2019s not about halting a state\u2019s plan to execute a scientifically exonerated man by dunking him in a chamber of sharks \u2014 which is presumably in the planning stages in Florida \u2014 but rather to put a stop to Alaska\u2019s attempt to steal a bush pilot\u2019s plane because a passenger smuggled beer in her luggage into a dry town.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alaska has been trying to take away this guy\u2019s plane <em>for 13 years now<\/em>. <a href=\"https:\/\/ij.org\/case\/alaska-excessive-fines\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now the U.S. Supreme Court is involved<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ken Jouppi runs a plane service in Alaska, where some remote towns can only realistically be reached by air. Anyone familiar with <em>Northern Exposure<\/em> knows the drill. Back in 2012, Jouppi \u2014 an Air Force veteran who has flown Alaska\u2019s backcountry since the 1970s \u2014 flew a passenger and her grocery run 110 miles from Fairbanks to Beaver, a town that seems to be considerably less cool than Cicely, Alaska. Those groceries included some hidden Budweiser and Bud Light \u2014 three cases to be precise \u2014 and damned if Beaver wasn\u2019t a dry town. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or maybe it should be \u201cdammed\u201d because it\u2019s called Beaver? I\u2019ll show myself out. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Adding to the absurdity, Jouppi wasn\u2019t found responsible for the three hidden cases, but only for a six-pack that authorities argued he could have seen. So Jouppi\u2019s case is entirely limited to a six-pack.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For this transgression, authorities in Alaska want to take away Jouppi\u2019s plane, valued at $95,000 \u2014 or nine and a half times the maximum $10,000 fine the misdemeanor carries (Jouppi was sentenced to a $1,500 fine). The trial court looked at that ratio twice and twice concluded the forfeiture was unconstitutionally excessive. Because\u2026 duh. In April, the <a href=\"https:\/\/caselaw.findlaw.com\/court\/ak-supreme-court\/117185042.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Alaska Supreme Court reversed<\/a>, ruling that stealing $95,000 and the man\u2019s whole business is \u201cnot grossly disproportional to the gravity of the harm caused by the offense.\u201d Say what you will about the dangers of alcohol, but writing the words \u201cgravity of the harm\u201d to describe a flight \u2014 that never took off, mind you \u2014 with three cases of domestic macrobrew should require the justices involved to retire from shame and move to a remote village above Arctic Circle. The justices had words like \u201cis within the law\u2019s broad conception of proportionality\u201d available to them, and instead decided to talk about the \u201cgravity\u201d of a misdemeanor.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With help from the <a href=\"https:\/\/ij.org\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Institute for Justice<\/a>, Jouppi is taking this case to SCOTUS, arguing that this amounts to an excessive fine under the Eighth Amendment. So Brett Kavanaugh, who told the Senate under oath that he likes beer, will soon have to turn a jaundiced eye toward Alaska\u2019s treatment of some Bud Lights.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or is it \u201cBuds Light,\u201d like \u201cAttorneys General\u201d?<a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights\/#f1\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><sup>[1]<\/sup><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alcohol abuse in rural Alaska leads to increased crime; disorders, such as alcoholism; conditions, such as fetal alcohol spectrum disorder; and death, imposing substantial costs on public health and the administration of justice.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, we can take into account the aggregate risks of products in the same general category now? I\u2019m not sure these justices are ready for a thorough accounting of what guns can do. The opioid crisis cost Alaska upwards of $1.2 billion by some estimates and they\u2019re taking home roughly $100 million from the settlement. Less than a tenth of the cost of the harm was acceptable from the company who <em>actively pushed oral heroin<\/em>, but they demand almost 10x the maximum fine (and over 60x the actual court-imposed fine) for a guy who didn\u2019t rummage through his passenger\u2019s effects looking for watered down beer. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And, yes, the opioid settlement grew out of civil litigation and Jouppi\u2019s case is criminal, but the comparison isn\u2019t about the legal particulars as much as a moral examination of how the state of Alaska measures grave societal harm. Corporations pushing pills that destroy lives is, by this score, not nearly as worrying as a pilot selling tickets to someone carrying a six-pack.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">These justices are deeply unserious. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The United States Supreme Court will grapple with whether the Eighth Amendment contemplates weighing an excessive fine against some hypothetical possible harm or actually requires some bare minimum connection to what a particular person <em>actually did<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Historically, proportionality challenges to punishments rarely succeed, with courts awarding enormous deference to whatever a legislature decides a crime is worth. Here though, the legislature decided this crime had a maximum fine of $10,000 and prosecutors and the state\u2019s supreme court decided it\u2019s worth an additional $95,000 for the hell of it. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Supreme Court has spent years whittling the cruel and unusual punishment part of the Eighth Amendment down to nothing. The justices ruled that you can <a href=\"https:\/\/supreme.justia.com\/cases\/federal\/us\/445\/263\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">hold someone in prison for life for petty theft<\/a>. They tell condemned prisoners that a method of execution isn\u2019t \u201ccruel and unusual\u201d unless the prisoner can identify a kinder, gentler way to be killed by the state. The Eighth Amendment, applied to human beings, is about as protective as a wet paper towel.<a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights\/#f2\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><sup>[2]<\/sup><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But to a person\u2019s <em>money<\/em>? This Supreme Court will defend money with a vigor typically seen in cornered animals defending their young. We just got off a Term where the Court decided <em><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/06\/john-roberts-trump-ftc-federal-reserve\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">on the same day<\/a><\/em> that the Constitution demands the president have unlimited power to control every government executive function and that the Federal Reserve is shielded from interference because\u2026 <em>dollar, dollar bills, y\u2019all<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indeed, in 2019 the Court unanimously ruled in <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.supremecourt.gov\/opinions\/18pdf\/17-1091_5536.pdf\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Timbs v. Indiana<\/a><\/em> \u2014 another Institute for Justice case, for what it\u2019s worth \u2014 that the Excessive Fines Clause binds the states, after Indiana tried to keep a $42,000 Land Rover over a $260 heroin sale. <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2023\/11\/indianas-top-court-adds-more-due-process-to-forfeiture-says-a-jury-needs-to-be-part-of-the-process\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">On remand, Timbs got his car back<\/a>. Jouppi is asking the Court to finish the sentence it started and declare that an excessive fine has to be measured against what someone did, not against the darkest thing anyone can imagine has ever done with mountains of beer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ken Jouppi should win. But when the Supreme Court announces Jouppi\u2019s victory in a few months, remember that our justices believe the Eighth Amendment has a lot to say about what the government can take from someone, and almost nothing to say about what it can do to that someone.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights\/#reff1\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> [1]<\/a> This is, by the way, the subject of one of the all-time underrated <em><a href=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/william-safire-orders-two-whoppers-junior-1819565735\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Onion<\/a><\/em> stories.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights\/#reff2\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> [2]<\/a> The paper towel is wet from waterboarding\u2026 which the Supreme Court also doesn\u2019t care about enough to ban.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-443318\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abovethelaw.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Headshot-300x200.jpg?resize=188%2C125&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Headshot\" width=\"188\" height=\"125\" title=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/author\/joe-patrice\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Joe Patrice<\/a>\u00a0is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of <a href=\"http:\/\/legaltalknetwork.com\/podcasts\/thinking-like-a-lawyer\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Thinking Like A Lawyer<\/a>. Feel free to\u00a0<a href=\"mailto:joepatrice@abovethelaw.com\">email<\/a> any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/josephpatrice\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Twitter<\/a>\u00a0or <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/joepatrice.bsky.social\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">Bluesky<\/a> if you\u2019re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">SCOTUS To Decide If Cops Can Steal 82-Year-Old\u2019s Plane Over Passenger\u2019s Bud Lights<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-single__featured-image post-single__featured-image--medium alignright\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abovethelaw.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/01\/Bud-light-cans-300x300.png?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"><\/figure>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Supreme Court just took a new case to explore the nature of cruel and unusual punishment. Don\u2019t worry, it\u2019s not about halting a state\u2019s plan to execute a scientifically exonerated man by dunking him in a chamber of sharks \u2014 which is presumably in the planning stages in Florida \u2014 but rather to put a stop to Alaska\u2019s attempt to steal a bush pilot\u2019s plane because a passenger smuggled beer in her luggage into a dry town.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alaska has been trying to take away this guy\u2019s plane <em>for 13 years now<\/em>. <a href=\"https:\/\/ij.org\/case\/alaska-excessive-fines\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now the U.S. Supreme Court is involved<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ken Jouppi runs a plane service in Alaska, where some remote towns can only realistically be reached by air. Anyone familiar with <em>Northern Exposure<\/em> knows the drill. Back in 2012, Jouppi \u2014 an Air Force veteran who has flown Alaska\u2019s backcountry since the 1970s \u2014 flew a passenger and her grocery run 110 miles from Fairbanks to Beaver, a town that seems to be considerably less cool than Cicely, Alaska. Those groceries included some hidden Budweiser and Bud Light \u2014 three cases to be precise \u2014 and damned if Beaver wasn\u2019t a dry town. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or maybe it should be \u201cdammed\u201d because it\u2019s called Beaver? I\u2019ll show myself out. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Adding to the absurdity, Jouppi wasn\u2019t found responsible for the three hidden cases, but only for a six-pack that authorities argued he could have seen. So Jouppi\u2019s case is entirely limited to a six-pack.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For this transgression, authorities in Alaska want to take away Jouppi\u2019s plane, valued at $95,000 \u2014 or nine and a half times the maximum $10,000 fine the misdemeanor carries (Jouppi was sentenced to a $1,500 fine). The trial court looked at that ratio twice and twice concluded the forfeiture was unconstitutionally excessive. Because\u2026 duh. In April, the <a href=\"https:\/\/caselaw.findlaw.com\/court\/ak-supreme-court\/117185042.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Alaska Supreme Court reversed<\/a>, ruling that stealing $95,000 and the man\u2019s whole business is \u201cnot grossly disproportional to the gravity of the harm caused by the offense.\u201d Say what you will about the dangers of alcohol, but writing the words \u201cgravity of the harm\u201d to describe a flight \u2014 that never took off, mind you \u2014 with three cases of domestic macrobrew should require the justices involved to retire from shame and move to a remote village above Arctic Circle. The justices had words like \u201cis within the law\u2019s broad conception of proportionality\u201d available to them, and instead decided to talk about the \u201cgravity\u201d of a misdemeanor.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With help from the <a href=\"https:\/\/ij.org\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Institute for Justice<\/a>, Jouppi is taking this case to SCOTUS, arguing that this amounts to an excessive fine under the Eighth Amendment. So Brett Kavanaugh, who told the Senate under oath that he likes beer, will soon have to turn a jaundiced eye toward Alaska\u2019s treatment of some Bud Lights.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or is it \u201cBuds Light,\u201d like \u201cAttorneys General\u201d?<a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights\/#f1\" id=\"reff1\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><sup>[1]<\/sup><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alcohol abuse in rural Alaska leads to increased crime; disorders, such as alcoholism; conditions, such as fetal alcohol spectrum disorder; and death, imposing substantial costs on public health and the administration of justice.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, we can take into account the aggregate risks of products in the same general category now? I\u2019m not sure these justices are ready for a thorough accounting of what guns can do. The opioid crisis cost Alaska upwards of $1.2 billion by some estimates and they\u2019re taking home roughly $100 million from the settlement. Less than a tenth of the cost of the harm was acceptable from the company who <em>actively pushed oral heroin<\/em>, but they demand almost 10x the maximum fine (and over 60x the actual court-imposed fine) for a guy who didn\u2019t rummage through his passenger\u2019s effects looking for watered down beer. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And, yes, the opioid settlement grew out of civil litigation and Jouppi\u2019s case is criminal, but the comparison isn\u2019t about the legal particulars as much as a moral examination of how the state of Alaska measures grave societal harm. Corporations pushing pills that destroy lives is, by this score, not nearly as worrying as a pilot selling tickets to someone carrying a six-pack.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">These justices are deeply unserious. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The United States Supreme Court will grapple with whether the Eighth Amendment contemplates weighing an excessive fine against some hypothetical possible harm or actually requires some bare minimum connection to what a particular person <em>actually did<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Historically, proportionality challenges to punishments rarely succeed, with courts awarding enormous deference to whatever a legislature decides a crime is worth. Here though, the legislature decided this crime had a maximum fine of $10,000 and prosecutors and the state\u2019s supreme court decided it\u2019s worth an additional $95,000 for the hell of it. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Supreme Court has spent years whittling the cruel and unusual punishment part of the Eighth Amendment down to nothing. The justices ruled that you can <a href=\"https:\/\/supreme.justia.com\/cases\/federal\/us\/445\/263\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">hold someone in prison for life for petty theft<\/a>. They tell condemned prisoners that a method of execution isn\u2019t \u201ccruel and unusual\u201d unless the prisoner can identify a kinder, gentler way to be killed by the state. The Eighth Amendment, applied to human beings, is about as protective as a wet paper towel.<a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights\/#f2\" id=\"reff2\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><sup>[2]<\/sup><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But to a person\u2019s <em>money<\/em>? This Supreme Court will defend money with a vigor typically seen in cornered animals defending their young. We just got off a Term where the Court decided <em><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/06\/john-roberts-trump-ftc-federal-reserve\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">on the same day<\/a><\/em> that the Constitution demands the president have unlimited power to control every government executive function and that the Federal Reserve is shielded from interference because\u2026 <em>dollar, dollar bills, y\u2019all<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indeed, in 2019 the Court unanimously ruled in <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.supremecourt.gov\/opinions\/18pdf\/17-1091_5536.pdf\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Timbs v. Indiana<\/a><\/em> \u2014 another Institute for Justice case, for what it\u2019s worth \u2014 that the Excessive Fines Clause binds the states, after Indiana tried to keep a $42,000 Land Rover over a $260 heroin sale. <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2023\/11\/indianas-top-court-adds-more-due-process-to-forfeiture-says-a-jury-needs-to-be-part-of-the-process\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">On remand, Timbs got his car back<\/a>. Jouppi is asking the Court to finish the sentence it started and declare that an excessive fine has to be measured against what someone did, not against the darkest thing anyone can imagine has ever done with mountains of beer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ken Jouppi should win. But when the Supreme Court announces Jouppi\u2019s victory in a few months, remember that our justices believe the Eighth Amendment has a lot to say about what the government can take from someone, and almost nothing to say about what it can do to that someone.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights\/#reff1\" id=\"f1\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> [1]<\/a> This is, by the way, the subject of one of the all-time underrated <em><a href=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/william-safire-orders-two-whoppers-junior-1819565735\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Onion<\/a><\/em> stories.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/scotus-to-decide-if-cops-can-steal-82-year-olds-plane-over-passengers-bud-lights\/#reff2\" id=\"f2\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> [2]<\/a> The paper towel is wet from waterboarding\u2026 which the Supreme Court also doesn\u2019t care about enough to ban.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-443318\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/abovethelaw.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Headshot-300x200.jpg?resize=188%2C125&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Headshot\" width=\"188\" height=\"125\" title=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/author\/joe-patrice\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Joe Patrice<\/a>\u00a0is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of <a href=\"http:\/\/legaltalknetwork.com\/podcasts\/thinking-like-a-lawyer\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Thinking Like A Lawyer<\/a>. Feel free to\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/cdn-cgi\/l\/email-protection#b8d2d7ddc8d9cccad1dbddf8d9dad7ceddccd0ddd4d9cf96dbd7d5\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">email<\/a> any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/josephpatrice\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Twitter<\/a>\u00a0or <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/joepatrice.bsky.social\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">Bluesky<\/a> if you\u2019re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Supreme Court just took a new case to explore the nature of cruel and unusual punishment. Don\u2019t worry, it\u2019s not about halting a state\u2019s plan to execute a scientifically exonerated man by dunking him in a chamber of sharks \u2014 which is presumably in the planning stages in Florida \u2014 but rather to put [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-157572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-above_the_law"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}