{"id":162776,"date":"2026-09-13T19:23:21","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T03:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/09\/13\/missouri-keeps-beating-dead-horse-of-a-map-see-generally\/"},"modified":"2026-09-13T19:23:21","modified_gmt":"2026-09-14T03:23:21","slug":"missouri-keeps-beating-dead-horse-of-a-map-see-generally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/09\/13\/missouri-keeps-beating-dead-horse-of-a-map-see-generally\/","title":{"rendered":"Missouri Keeps Beating Dead Horse Of A Map \u2014 See Generally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>If At First The Supreme Court Tells You To Stop:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/the-supreme-court-wouldnt-save-missouris-gerrymander-a-trump-judge-did-it-anyway\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Missouri Republicans keep unsuccessfully sending its gerrymander to the Supreme Court.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Try, Try Again<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/supreme-court-to-missouri-republicans-shut-up\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">And the Supreme Court keeps telling them to pound sand.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Fifty-One Shades Of \u2018Rigged\u2019:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/doj-says-berkeley-law-rigged-its-admissions-to-favor-black-students-there-are-51-of-them\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">DOJ and Education Department say Berkeley Law illegally favors Black students\u2026 where 51 of 1,128 students are Black.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Scale Model:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/weils-corporate-chair-decamps-for-cravath-which-weil-would-like-you-to-know-is-a-smaller-platform\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Weil announced the loss of its corporate chair and a half-dozen M&amp;A partners to Cravath by explaining that they had left for \u201ca smaller platform.\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Deep In The Heart Of Private Equity:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/everythings-bigger-in-texas-including-kirklands-biglaw-empire\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Kirkland &amp; Ellis passed Jackson Walker to become the largest firm in Texas at 549 lawyers, twelve years after it first opened an office there.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Baby Steps To $455K:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/a-five-month-old-firm-just-matched-the-milbank-scale\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Liu Shur Kravis, a D.C. litigation boutique founded in April by three former federal prosecutors, matched the Milbank scale five months into its existence.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>1 &amp; Done &amp; Done:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/this-law-school-dean-promised-a-tattoo-if-his-students-crushed-the-bar-exam\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Elon Law Dean Zak Kramer promised his students a tattoo if the class hit an 85% first-time bar passage rate, and got \u201c1 &amp; Done\u201d inked on his forearm after they posted 91.96%.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Detector Gadget:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/pangram-loving-law-professors-have-reached-peak-ai-slop-brain\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Law professors have Pangram mania as they clutch their pearls over the possibility that fellow scholars might use AI to draft law review articles. Here\u2019s a novel proposal: just read the submissions and see if they\u2019re any good.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Life, Uh, Finds A Way To Sue:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/willy-wonkas-in-house-counsel-is-back-and-handling-jurassic-parks-legal-problems\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Minor Character Theater\u2019s long-suffering Wonka general counsel is back, and he\u2019s handling compliance for John Hammond.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/missouri-keeps-beating-dead-horse-of-a-map-see-generally\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Missouri Keeps Beating Dead Horse Of A Map \u2014 See Generally<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>If At First The Supreme Court Tells You To Stop:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/the-supreme-court-wouldnt-save-missouris-gerrymander-a-trump-judge-did-it-anyway\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Missouri Republicans keep unsuccessfully sending its gerrymander to the Supreme Court.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Try, Try Again<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/supreme-court-to-missouri-republicans-shut-up\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">And the Supreme Court keeps telling them to pound sand.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Fifty-One Shades Of \u2018Rigged\u2019:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/doj-says-berkeley-law-rigged-its-admissions-to-favor-black-students-there-are-51-of-them\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">DOJ and Education Department say Berkeley Law illegally favors Black students\u2026 where 51 of 1,128 students are Black.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Scale Model:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/weils-corporate-chair-decamps-for-cravath-which-weil-would-like-you-to-know-is-a-smaller-platform\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Weil announced the loss of its corporate chair and a half-dozen M&amp;A partners to Cravath by explaining that they had left for \u201ca smaller platform.\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Deep In The Heart Of Private Equity:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/everythings-bigger-in-texas-including-kirklands-biglaw-empire\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Kirkland &amp; Ellis passed Jackson Walker to become the largest firm in Texas at 549 lawyers, twelve years after it first opened an office there.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Baby Steps To $455K:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/a-five-month-old-firm-just-matched-the-milbank-scale\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Liu Shur Kravis, a D.C. litigation boutique founded in April by three former federal prosecutors, matched the Milbank scale five months into its existence.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>1 &amp; Done &amp; Done:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/this-law-school-dean-promised-a-tattoo-if-his-students-crushed-the-bar-exam\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Elon Law Dean Zak Kramer promised his students a tattoo if the class hit an 85% first-time bar passage rate, and got \u201c1 &amp; Done\u201d inked on his forearm after they posted 91.96%.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Detector Gadget:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/pangram-loving-law-professors-have-reached-peak-ai-slop-brain\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Law professors have Pangram mania as they clutch their pearls over the possibility that fellow scholars might use AI to draft law review articles. Here\u2019s a novel proposal: just read the submissions and see if they\u2019re any good.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Life, Uh, Finds A Way To Sue:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/willy-wonkas-in-house-counsel-is-back-and-handling-jurassic-parks-legal-problems\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Minor Character Theater\u2019s long-suffering Wonka general counsel is back, and he\u2019s handling compliance for John Hammond.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If At First The Supreme Court Tells You To Stop: Missouri Republicans keep unsuccessfully sending its gerrymander to the Supreme Court. Try, Try Again: And the Supreme Court keeps telling them to pound sand. Fifty-One Shades Of \u2018Rigged\u2019: DOJ and Education Department say Berkeley Law illegally favors Black students\u2026 where 51 of 1,128 students are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":162777,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-above_the_law"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162776\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/162777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}