{"id":163081,"date":"2026-09-17T08:56:41","date_gmt":"2026-09-17T16:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/09\/17\/of-course-the-texas-senate-race-is-being-litigated-on-joe-rogan\/"},"modified":"2026-09-17T08:56:41","modified_gmt":"2026-09-17T16:56:41","slug":"of-course-the-texas-senate-race-is-being-litigated-on-joe-rogan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/09\/17\/of-course-the-texas-senate-race-is-being-litigated-on-joe-rogan\/","title":{"rendered":"Of Course The Texas Senate Race Is Being Litigated On Joe Rogan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The president is a reality TV star (so\u2019s the transportation secretary), so of course in the year of our lord 2026 the sharpest commentary on the Texas Senate race came from a comedian on a podcast.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This week, Ron White, the scotch-in-hand veteran of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=J3SIbt2s28Y&amp;t=7381s\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">sat down with Joe Rogan<\/a> and took apart Texas Attorney General and Republican Senate nominee Ken Paxton. There was no hedging and no \u201cboth sides.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHe\u2019s a criminal,\u201d White said. \u201cJust a piece of shit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This happened on Rogan\u2019s show, a regular campaign stop for Republicans, and not in a debate hall or a newspaper editorial. And White didn\u2019t just insult Paxton, he cited the record: Paxton cost Texas taxpayers $6 million after firing whistleblowers, and his own party impeached him.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Both of those things are true. If anything, White went easy on the math.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back in 2020, a group of Paxton\u2019s senior aides went to the FBI accusing their boss of taking bribes and using his office to help Nate Paul, an Austin real estate developer and campaign donor. Several of them were fired soon after and sued under the Texas Whistleblower Act. In 2023 Paxton <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2023\/02\/ken-paxon-texas-attorney-general-has-to-apologize-pay-millions-to-whistleblower\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">agreed to apologize and pay $3.3 million<\/a>, which he cast as a way to \u201csave taxpayer dollars.\u201d Then the legislature refused to pay for the deal, and it fell apart. A Travis County judge later awarded the whistleblowers about $6.6 million. Paxton vowed to appeal, then dropped the appeal. So the \u201c$6 million\u201d White mentioned is the rounded-down version.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That settlement request is also what led to the impeachment. When Paxton asked lawmakers to cover his bill, the Republican-controlled Texas House took a closer look and <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2023\/05\/texas-legislature-makes-belated-discovery-that-ag-ken-paxton-is-raging-fireball-of-corruption\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">made the belated discovery that its attorney general was a raging fireball of corruption<\/a>. In May 2023, the House voted 121-23 to impeach him. Paxton <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2023\/07\/texas-ag-ken-paxton-wont-be-testifying-at-evil-impeachment-hearing\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">skipped testifying at what he called an \u201cevil\u201d proceeding<\/a>, and the Texas Senate acquitted him that September. His separate securities fraud case had been hanging over him for almost a decade, and it ended with a whimper when he <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2024\/03\/9-years-later-ken-paxton-makes-a-deal-with-prosecutors\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">finally made a deal with prosecutors<\/a>: restitution, community service, and legal ethics classes. That last part is a little on the nose for the state\u2019s top lawyer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Senate campaign has also been controversy laden. Paxton beat John Cornyn in the primary runoff, and then his estranged wife <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/05\/ken-paxton-won-his-senate-primary-and-his-estranged-wife-couldnt-be-bothered-to-endorse-him\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">released an endorsement slate that pointedly skipped his race<\/a>. Next, it turned out that <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/06\/ken-paxton-cant-even-get-his-own-lawyers-vote\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">his own defense lawyer had donated to Democrat James Talarico<\/a>. While Paxton was asking Texans to report illegal voters, a ProPublica\/Texas Tribune report found that he <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/ken-paxton-wants-texans-to-snitch-on-illegal-voters-a-new-report-suggests-he-should-check-the-mirror\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">voted six times from an address he\u2019d already moved out of<\/a>. And a man who <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/08\/ken-paxton-wont-discuss-his-marriage-with-thousands-of-strangers-hell-just-regulate-yours\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">won\u2019t discuss his own marriage has no problem regulating yours<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So that\u2019s the guy Rogan\u2019s audience heard about. Rogan himself wasn\u2019t ready to go as far as his guest.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI don\u2019t know enough about him,\u201d Rogan said. \u201cBut I do know that they\u2019re surprised that Talarico\u2019s ahead of him in the polls.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">White wasn\u2019t surprised at all.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m not,\u201d White said. \u201cI think that people are sick of what\u2019s going on right now in Texas. They\u2019ve been in control for 30 years. What have they given us? Let somebody else fucking drive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ron White made a career out of the line that you can\u2019t fix stupid, and Texas voters are about to find out whether they can fix corrupt.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Earlier:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/05\/ken-paxton-won-his-senate-primary-and-his-estranged-wife-couldnt-be-bothered-to-endorse-him\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ken Paxton Won His Senate Primary And His (Estranged) Wife Couldn\u2019t Be Bothered To Endorse Him<\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/06\/ken-paxton-cant-even-get-his-own-lawyers-vote\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ken Paxton Can\u2019t Even Get His Own Lawyer\u2019s Vote<\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/ken-paxton-wants-texans-to-snitch-on-illegal-voters-a-new-report-suggests-he-should-check-the-mirror\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ken Paxton Wants Texans To Snitch On Illegal Voters. A New Report Suggests He Should Check The Mirror.<\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/08\/ken-paxton-wont-discuss-his-marriage-with-thousands-of-strangers-hell-just-regulate-yours\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ken Paxton Won\u2019t Discuss His Marriage With Thousands Of Strangers. He\u2019ll Just Regulate Yours.<\/a><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><strong><em><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-80083 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2021\/06\/IMG_5243-1-scaled-e1623338814705-620x568.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"174\" height=\"160\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Kathryn Rubino is a Senior Editor at Above the Law, host of\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/show\/1XC11QhFCWxWr4NQrk2sEA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">The Jabot podcast<\/a>, and co-host of\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/legaltalknetwork.com\/podcasts\/thinking-like-a-lawyer\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">Thinking Like A Lawyer<\/a>. AtL tipsters are the best, so please connect with her. Feel free to email\u00a0<a href=\"mailto:kathryn@abovethelaw.com?subject=Your%20Column\">her<\/a>\u00a0with any tips, questions, or comments and follow her on Twitter\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kathryn1\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">@Kathryn1<\/a>\u00a0or Bluesky\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/kathryn1.bsky.social\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">@Kathryn1<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/09\/of-course-the-texas-senate-race-is-being-litigated-on-joe-rogan\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Of Course The Texas Senate Race Is Being Litigated On Joe Rogan<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-single__featured-image post-single__featured-image--medium alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2026\/09\/GettyImages-2272006045-300x200.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"><figcaption class=\"post-single__featured-image-caption\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tRon White (Photo by Joy Malone\/Getty Images)\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The president is a reality TV star (so\u2019s the transportation secretary), so of course in the year of our lord 2026 the sharpest commentary on the Texas Senate race came from a comedian on a podcast.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This week, Ron White, the scotch-in-hand veteran of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=J3SIbt2s28Y&amp;t=7381s\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">sat down with Joe Rogan<\/a> and took apart Texas Attorney General and Republican Senate nominee Ken Paxton. There was no hedging and no \u201cboth sides.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHe\u2019s a criminal,\u201d White said. \u201cJust a piece of shit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This happened on Rogan\u2019s show, a regular campaign stop for Republicans, and not in a debate hall or a newspaper editorial. And White didn\u2019t just insult Paxton, he cited the record: Paxton cost Texas taxpayers $6 million after firing whistleblowers, and his own party impeached him.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Both of those things are true. If anything, White went easy on the math.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back in 2020, a group of Paxton\u2019s senior aides went to the FBI accusing their boss of taking bribes and using his office to help Nate Paul, an Austin real estate developer and campaign donor. Several of them were fired soon after and sued under the Texas Whistleblower Act. In 2023 Paxton <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2023\/02\/ken-paxon-texas-attorney-general-has-to-apologize-pay-millions-to-whistleblower\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">agreed to apologize and pay $3.3 million<\/a>, which he cast as a way to \u201csave taxpayer dollars.\u201d Then the legislature refused to pay for the deal, and it fell apart. A Travis County judge later awarded the whistleblowers about $6.6 million. Paxton vowed to appeal, then dropped the appeal. So the \u201c$6 million\u201d White mentioned is the rounded-down version.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That settlement request is also what led to the impeachment. When Paxton asked lawmakers to cover his bill, the Republican-controlled Texas House took a closer look and <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2023\/05\/texas-legislature-makes-belated-discovery-that-ag-ken-paxton-is-raging-fireball-of-corruption\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">made the belated discovery that its attorney general was a raging fireball of corruption<\/a>. In May 2023, the House voted 121-23 to impeach him. Paxton <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2023\/07\/texas-ag-ken-paxton-wont-be-testifying-at-evil-impeachment-hearing\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">skipped testifying at what he called an \u201cevil\u201d proceeding<\/a>, and the Texas Senate acquitted him that September. His separate securities fraud case had been hanging over him for almost a decade, and it ended with a whimper when he <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2024\/03\/9-years-later-ken-paxton-makes-a-deal-with-prosecutors\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">finally made a deal with prosecutors<\/a>: restitution, community service, and legal ethics classes. That last part is a little on the nose for the state\u2019s top lawyer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Senate campaign has also been controversy laden. Paxton beat John Cornyn in the primary runoff, and then his estranged wife <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/05\/ken-paxton-won-his-senate-primary-and-his-estranged-wife-couldnt-be-bothered-to-endorse-him\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">released an endorsement slate that pointedly skipped his race<\/a>. Next, it turned out that <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/06\/ken-paxton-cant-even-get-his-own-lawyers-vote\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">his own defense lawyer had donated to Democrat James Talarico<\/a>. While Paxton was asking Texans to report illegal voters, a ProPublica\/Texas Tribune report found that he <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/ken-paxton-wants-texans-to-snitch-on-illegal-voters-a-new-report-suggests-he-should-check-the-mirror\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">voted six times from an address he\u2019d already moved out of<\/a>. And a man who <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/08\/ken-paxton-wont-discuss-his-marriage-with-thousands-of-strangers-hell-just-regulate-yours\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">won\u2019t discuss his own marriage has no problem regulating yours<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So that\u2019s the guy Rogan\u2019s audience heard about. Rogan himself wasn\u2019t ready to go as far as his guest.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI don\u2019t know enough about him,\u201d Rogan said. \u201cBut I do know that they\u2019re surprised that Talarico\u2019s ahead of him in the polls.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">White wasn\u2019t surprised at all.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m not,\u201d White said. \u201cI think that people are sick of what\u2019s going on right now in Texas. They\u2019ve been in control for 30 years. What have they given us? Let somebody else fucking drive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ron White made a career out of the line that you can\u2019t fix stupid, and Texas voters are about to find out whether they can fix corrupt.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Earlier:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/05\/ken-paxton-won-his-senate-primary-and-his-estranged-wife-couldnt-be-bothered-to-endorse-him\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ken Paxton Won His Senate Primary And His (Estranged) Wife Couldn\u2019t Be Bothered To Endorse Him<\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/06\/ken-paxton-cant-even-get-his-own-lawyers-vote\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ken Paxton Can\u2019t Even Get His Own Lawyer\u2019s Vote<\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/07\/ken-paxton-wants-texans-to-snitch-on-illegal-voters-a-new-report-suggests-he-should-check-the-mirror\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ken Paxton Wants Texans To Snitch On Illegal Voters. A New Report Suggests He Should Check The Mirror.<\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/08\/ken-paxton-wont-discuss-his-marriage-with-thousands-of-strangers-hell-just-regulate-yours\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ken Paxton Won\u2019t Discuss His Marriage With Thousands Of Strangers. He\u2019ll Just Regulate Yours.<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-80083 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2021\/06\/IMG_5243-1-scaled-e1623338814705-620x568.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"174\" height=\"160\" title=\"\"><strong><em>Kathryn Rubino is a Senior Editor at Above the Law, host of\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/show\/1XC11QhFCWxWr4NQrk2sEA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">The Jabot podcast<\/a>, and co-host of\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/legaltalknetwork.com\/podcasts\/thinking-like-a-lawyer\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">Thinking Like A Lawyer<\/a>. AtL tipsters are the best, so please connect with her. Feel free to email\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/cdn-cgi\/l\/email-protection#b2d9d3c6dac0cbdcf2d3d0ddc4d7c6dad7ded3c59cd1dddf8dc1c7d0d8d7d1c68febddc7c0978082f1dddec7dfdc\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">her<\/a>\u00a0with any tips, questions, or comments and follow her on Twitter\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kathryn1\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">@Kathryn1<\/a>\u00a0or Bluesky\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/kathryn1.bsky.social\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">@Kathryn1<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The president is a reality TV star (so\u2019s the transportation secretary), so of course in the year of our lord 2026 the sharpest commentary on the Texas Senate race came from a comedian on a podcast. This week, Ron White, the scotch-in-hand veteran of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, sat down with Joe Rogan and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":163069,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-163081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-above_the_law"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163081\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/163069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}