{"id":164457,"date":"2026-10-06T11:39:47","date_gmt":"2026-10-06T19:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/10\/06\/james-ho-uses-opinion-to-whine-about-people-accusing-judges-of-auditioning-for-promotions\/"},"modified":"2026-10-06T11:39:47","modified_gmt":"2026-10-06T19:39:47","slug":"james-ho-uses-opinion-to-whine-about-people-accusing-judges-of-auditioning-for-promotions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/10\/06\/james-ho-uses-opinion-to-whine-about-people-accusing-judges-of-auditioning-for-promotions\/","title":{"rendered":"James Ho Uses Opinion To Whine About People Accusing Judges Of Auditioning For Promotions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last week, the Fifth Circuit resolved a random trade secrets squabble between two logistics companies over three-and-a-smidgeon relatively uneventful pages. The only wrinkle in the case was the magistrate judge\u2019s <em>ex parte<\/em> meeting with one side, which earned a footnote\u2019s worth of a <em>tsk tsk<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But Judge James Ho <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ca5.uscourts.gov\/opinions\/pub\/25\/25-50864-CV0.pdf\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">stapled four more pages onto this sucker<\/a>, authoring a solo concurrence longer than the court\u2019s opinion, to scold people for accusing judges of using their position to audition for a better job. In other words, Judge Ho hijacked an opinion to indirectly vent about how it bruises his delicate feelings when he\u2019s accused of turning his judicial office into a relentless and desperate bid to remain MAGA Employee of the Month just in case, you know, <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/10\/samuel-alito-would-like-conservative-voters-to-know-his-seat-is-on-the-ballot\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">someone retires<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the process, Judge Ho guaranteed at least one more reason for the public to search \u201cJames Ho audition\u201d and find the many past articles detailing his thirsty efforts. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the instant case, the defendant\u2019s corporate representative got tired of waiting on the magistrate judge and started emailing him directly, mentioning that he has \u201cmany friends who are . . . Texas congressmen, US representatives, and one close U.S. Senator\u201d and might ask them to write in. This specific magistrate judge was publicly in the mix for a district court seat at the time, and responded by hauling the guy in for a private admonishment.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So the message \u2014 intended or not \u2014 was an indictment on the judge\u2019s honor. It was effectively an accusation \u2014 fair or unfair \u2014 that the judge might be willing to use his rulings to further his own personal career ambitions.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">True, but see how that\u2019s different than suggesting that a judge is auditioning for a promotion? The judge wasn\u2019t doing anything here other than find themselves on the wrong end of an inappropriate offer. But Judge Ho found enough of a hook in this set of facts to twist it into a story about himself:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And therein lies the quandary for the dutiful judge. How should a good judge respond when it\u2019s suggested that his exercise of judicial authority might be tainted by his private, personal desire for elevation to another post?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yeah\u2026 again, the magistrate judge was not accused of doing anything. Which is different than, for instance, fully reversing your publicly documented opinion on the Fourteenth Amendment to keep in line with Donald Trump. To make his point, Ho turns to \u201cone noted scholar\u201d \u2014 specifically Josh Blackman \u2014 and a 2025 Volokh Conspiracy post titled \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/reason.com\/volokh\/2025\/03\/07\/the-audition-trap\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Audition Trap<\/a>,\u201d which Ho quotes at length for the proposition that accusing judges of auditioning is a charge that \u201ccannot be refuted.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ho neglects mention that the subject of that blog post was\u2026 James Ho.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In 2006, Ho published a careful law review article explaining that the Fourteenth Amendment guarantees birthright citizenship, including for the children of undocumented immigrants. For the better part of two decades, Judge Ho held that opinion, which wasn\u2019t surprising because <em>everyone<\/em> held that opinion for well over a century. Then Donald Trump came to power on a wave of nativist zeal and tried to rewrite the Constitution by executive order. Suddenly, Ho was telling an interviewer that \u201cno one to my knowledge has ever argued that the children of invading aliens are entitled to birthright citizenship,\u201d laying the groundwork for his cowardly two-step away from constitutional principles. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By the way, the interviewer in question <a href=\"https:\/\/reason.com\/volokh\/2024\/11\/11\/an-interview-with-judge-james-c-ho\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">was Josh Blackman<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So we\u2019ve got a published federal appellate opinion in a case about freight brokers, citing as disinterested scholarship its author\u2019s own character reference, written by the man whose interview of the judge served as an audition centerpiece.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No one has the power to look into another man\u2019s heart and ascertain his actual motivations or ambitions. So the accusation of auditioning is indeed irrefutable.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can we look into his heart to conclusively say Judge Ho decided to abandon over a 100 years of precedent and his own scholarship just for ambition? No. But we also have the original 2006 article and a working grasp of Occam\u2019s Razor.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Public criticism is not for everyone. But if it\u2019s too much to take, you can always resign. Federal judges receive life tenure \u2014 not a life sentence.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or you could commandeer an unrelated judicial opinion to air your grievances! Seriously, the magistrate judge here wasn\u2019t addressing \u201cpublic criticism.\u201d This was an <em>ex parte<\/em> tongue-lashing over inappropriate <em>ex parte<\/em> communications. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blackman, as it happens, is on a different kick these days. He\u2019s writing posts <a href=\"https:\/\/reason.com\/volokh\/2026\/10\/01\/when-judges-pick-their-law-clerks-as-replacements\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">complaining<\/a> that Ho\u2019s colleague, Judge Leslie Southwick, is taking senior status and being replaced by Southwick\u2019s own former clerk. Blackman finds \u201chereditary judicial sinecures\u201d unsavory.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is true. Nothing underscores the federal bench\u2019s slow, anti-constitutional transition to the House of Lords than judges willing their seats to favored prot\u00e9g\u00e9s. And it keeps happening for two reasons: life tenure gives judges leverage to demand assurances over their replacement, and judges embracing the job as nakedly political, which gives the current occupant a sense of entitlement to dictate the ongoing philosophy of their seat.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But Blackman opens his recent post by recalling that in 2017 he urged Republican appointees to time their exits so Trump could fill the seats. What he didn\u2019t understand is that judges might feel less interested in being replaced by a Republican than by their own personal brand of Republican. The conservative legal movement spent decades converting judgeships into lifetime peerages and are now scandalized by primogeniture. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well\u2026 Blackman is. His judge took senior status long ago, so he doesn\u2019t have a duchy to ascend to even if he wanted to. Judge Ho on the other hand probably felt just fine about the process until electoral reality smacked him in the face.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If prime judicial appointments are an inheritance, Judge Ho\u2019s is stuck in probate. Ho clerked for Clarence Thomas and has been looked upon as a possible heir. But Thomas seems to have decided to stake everything on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/clarence-thomas-is-closing-in-on-a-scotus-record-timing-is-everything-11918997\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">passing William O. Douglas<\/a> as the longest-serving justice in history on May 20, 2028. Retiring the next day would leave an opening three months deeper into a presidential election year than the vacancy that Senate Republicans declared unfillable when they blew their noses with their constitutional duty and refused to take a vote on Merrick Garland. Given that Democrats will in all likelihood run the Senate by then, Thomas will be locked in for even longer. A Democratic president would likely push Ho past the prime age of selection.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So Judge Ho has to hope that he can stay atop the heap in case another seat opens up. Justice Alito, says he\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/10\/samuel-alito-would-like-conservative-voters-to-know-his-seat-is-on-the-ballot\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">thought about<\/a> leaving, though his public comments sound more like a campaign message to stir up enthusiasm for the midterms instead of something serious. <em>Vote Republican or, maybe I quit and that seat gets held open until President AOC<\/em> is exactly the sort of political theater one would expect from the guy who definitely-wasn\u2019t-the-one-who-leaked-<em>Dobbs<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But that seat also has its own heir presumptive in former Alito clerk Andy Oldham, who sits on the same court and wrote of Ho during <a href=\"https:\/\/news.bloomberglaw.com\/us-law-week\/ho-oldham-battle-over-gymnastics-in-fifth-circuit-opinions\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">an <em>en banc<\/em> fight last year<\/a>, \u201cYou have to wonder what\u2019s driving all of these gymnastics.\u201d Perhaps the \u201caudition\u201d accusations are coming from inside the house!<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ho closes this concurrence advice for a good judge: apply the law consistently and \u201cjust let his record over time speak for itself.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, it has, Judge. One might even say it\u2019s been irrefutable.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><strong><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-443318\" src=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Headshot-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Headshot\" width=\"188\" height=\"125\" title=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/author\/joe-patrice\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Joe Patrice<\/a>\u00a0is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of <a href=\"http:\/\/legaltalknetwork.com\/podcasts\/thinking-like-a-lawyer\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Thinking Like A Lawyer<\/a>. Feel free to\u00a0<a href=\"mailto:joepatrice@abovethelaw.com\">email<\/a> any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/josephpatrice\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Twitter<\/a>\u00a0or <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/joepatrice.bsky.social\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">Bluesky<\/a> if you\u2019re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/10\/james-ho-uses-opinion-to-whine-about-people-accusing-judges-of-auditioning-for-promotions\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">James Ho Uses Opinion To Whine About People Accusing Judges Of Auditioning For Promotions<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-single__featured-image post-single__featured-image--medium alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" src=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/04\/Judge-James-Ho-Jim-Ho-300x205.png\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"><figcaption class=\"post-single__featured-image-caption\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t(via YouTube)\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last week, the Fifth Circuit resolved a random trade secrets squabble between two logistics companies over three-and-a-smidgeon relatively uneventful pages. The only wrinkle in the case was the magistrate judge\u2019s <em>ex parte<\/em> meeting with one side, which earned a footnote\u2019s worth of a <em>tsk tsk<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But Judge James Ho <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ca5.uscourts.gov\/opinions\/pub\/25\/25-50864-CV0.pdf\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">stapled four more pages onto this sucker<\/a>, authoring a solo concurrence longer than the court\u2019s opinion, to scold people for accusing judges of using their position to audition for a better job. In other words, Judge Ho hijacked an opinion to indirectly vent about how it bruises his delicate feelings when he\u2019s accused of turning his judicial office into a relentless and desperate bid to remain MAGA Employee of the Month just in case, you know, <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/10\/samuel-alito-would-like-conservative-voters-to-know-his-seat-is-on-the-ballot\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">someone retires<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the process, Judge Ho guaranteed at least one more reason for the public to search \u201cJames Ho audition\u201d and find the many past articles detailing his thirsty efforts. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the instant case, the defendant\u2019s corporate representative got tired of waiting on the magistrate judge and started emailing him directly, mentioning that he has \u201cmany friends who are . . . Texas congressmen, US representatives, and one close U.S. Senator\u201d and might ask them to write in. This specific magistrate judge was publicly in the mix for a district court seat at the time, and responded by hauling the guy in for a private admonishment.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So the message \u2014 intended or not \u2014 was an indictment on the judge\u2019s honor. It was effectively an accusation \u2014 fair or unfair \u2014 that the judge might be willing to use his rulings to further his own personal career ambitions.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">True, but see how that\u2019s different than suggesting that a judge is auditioning for a promotion? The judge wasn\u2019t doing anything here other than find themselves on the wrong end of an inappropriate offer. But Judge Ho found enough of a hook in this set of facts to twist it into a story about himself:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And therein lies the quandary for the dutiful judge. How should a good judge respond when it\u2019s suggested that his exercise of judicial authority might be tainted by his private, personal desire for elevation to another post?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yeah\u2026 again, the magistrate judge was not accused of doing anything. Which is different than, for instance, fully reversing your publicly documented opinion on the Fourteenth Amendment to keep in line with Donald Trump. To make his point, Ho turns to \u201cone noted scholar\u201d \u2014 specifically Josh Blackman \u2014 and a 2025 Volokh Conspiracy post titled \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/reason.com\/volokh\/2025\/03\/07\/the-audition-trap\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Audition Trap<\/a>,\u201d which Ho quotes at length for the proposition that accusing judges of auditioning is a charge that \u201ccannot be refuted.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ho neglects mention that the subject of that blog post was\u2026 James Ho.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In 2006, Ho published a careful law review article explaining that the Fourteenth Amendment guarantees birthright citizenship, including for the children of undocumented immigrants. For the better part of two decades, Judge Ho held that opinion, which wasn\u2019t surprising because <em>everyone<\/em> held that opinion for well over a century. Then Donald Trump came to power on a wave of nativist zeal and tried to rewrite the Constitution by executive order. Suddenly, Ho was telling an interviewer that \u201cno one to my knowledge has ever argued that the children of invading aliens are entitled to birthright citizenship,\u201d laying the groundwork for his cowardly two-step away from constitutional principles. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By the way, the interviewer in question <a href=\"https:\/\/reason.com\/volokh\/2024\/11\/11\/an-interview-with-judge-james-c-ho\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">was Josh Blackman<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So we\u2019ve got a published federal appellate opinion in a case about freight brokers, citing as disinterested scholarship its author\u2019s own character reference, written by the man whose interview of the judge served as an audition centerpiece.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No one has the power to look into another man\u2019s heart and ascertain his actual motivations or ambitions. So the accusation of auditioning is indeed irrefutable.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can we look into his heart to conclusively say Judge Ho decided to abandon over a 100 years of precedent and his own scholarship just for ambition? No. But we also have the original 2006 article and a working grasp of Occam\u2019s Razor.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Public criticism is not for everyone. But if it\u2019s too much to take, you can always resign. Federal judges receive life tenure \u2014 not a life sentence.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or you could commandeer an unrelated judicial opinion to air your grievances! Seriously, the magistrate judge here wasn\u2019t addressing \u201cpublic criticism.\u201d This was an <em>ex parte<\/em> tongue-lashing over inappropriate <em>ex parte<\/em> communications. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blackman, as it happens, is on a different kick these days. He\u2019s writing posts <a href=\"https:\/\/reason.com\/volokh\/2026\/10\/01\/when-judges-pick-their-law-clerks-as-replacements\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">complaining<\/a> that Ho\u2019s colleague, Judge Leslie Southwick, is taking senior status and being replaced by Southwick\u2019s own former clerk. Blackman finds \u201chereditary judicial sinecures\u201d unsavory.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is true. Nothing underscores the federal bench\u2019s slow, anti-constitutional transition to the House of Lords than judges willing their seats to favored prot\u00e9g\u00e9s. And it keeps happening for two reasons: life tenure gives judges leverage to demand assurances over their replacement, and judges embracing the job as nakedly political, which gives the current occupant a sense of entitlement to dictate the ongoing philosophy of their seat.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But Blackman opens his recent post by recalling that in 2017 he urged Republican appointees to time their exits so Trump could fill the seats. What he didn\u2019t understand is that judges might feel less interested in being replaced by a Republican than by their own personal brand of Republican. The conservative legal movement spent decades converting judgeships into lifetime peerages and are now scandalized by primogeniture. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well\u2026 Blackman is. His judge took senior status long ago, so he doesn\u2019t have a duchy to ascend to even if he wanted to. Judge Ho on the other hand probably felt just fine about the process until electoral reality smacked him in the face.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If prime judicial appointments are an inheritance, Judge Ho\u2019s is stuck in probate. Ho clerked for Clarence Thomas and has been looked upon as a possible heir. But Thomas seems to have decided to stake everything on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/clarence-thomas-is-closing-in-on-a-scotus-record-timing-is-everything-11918997\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">passing William O. Douglas<\/a> as the longest-serving justice in history on May 20, 2028. Retiring the next day would leave an opening three months deeper into a presidential election year than the vacancy that Senate Republicans declared unfillable when they blew their noses with their constitutional duty and refused to take a vote on Merrick Garland. Given that Democrats will in all likelihood run the Senate by then, Thomas will be locked in for even longer. A Democratic president would likely push Ho past the prime age of selection.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So Judge Ho has to hope that he can stay atop the heap in case another seat opens up. Justice Alito, says he\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/10\/samuel-alito-would-like-conservative-voters-to-know-his-seat-is-on-the-ballot\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">thought about<\/a> leaving, though his public comments sound more like a campaign message to stir up enthusiasm for the midterms instead of something serious. <em>Vote Republican or, maybe I quit and that seat gets held open until President AOC<\/em> is exactly the sort of political theater one would expect from the guy who definitely-wasn\u2019t-the-one-who-leaked-<em>Dobbs<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But that seat also has its own heir presumptive in former Alito clerk Andy Oldham, who sits on the same court and wrote of Ho during <a href=\"https:\/\/news.bloomberglaw.com\/us-law-week\/ho-oldham-battle-over-gymnastics-in-fifth-circuit-opinions\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">an <em>en banc<\/em> fight last year<\/a>, \u201cYou have to wonder what\u2019s driving all of these gymnastics.\u201d Perhaps the \u201caudition\u201d accusations are coming from inside the house!<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ho closes this concurrence advice for a good judge: apply the law consistently and \u201cjust let his record over time speak for itself.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, it has, Judge. One might even say it\u2019s been irrefutable.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-443318\" src=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Headshot-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Headshot\" width=\"188\" height=\"125\" title=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/author\/joe-patrice\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Joe Patrice<\/a>\u00a0is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of <a href=\"http:\/\/legaltalknetwork.com\/podcasts\/thinking-like-a-lawyer\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Thinking Like A Lawyer<\/a>. Feel free to\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/cdn-cgi\/l\/email-protection#0862676d78697c7a616b6d48696a677e6d7c606d64697f266b6765\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">email<\/a> any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/josephpatrice\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Twitter<\/a>\u00a0or <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/joepatrice.bsky.social\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">Bluesky<\/a> if you\u2019re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, the Fifth Circuit resolved a random trade secrets squabble between two logistics companies over three-and-a-smidgeon relatively uneventful pages. The only wrinkle in the case was the magistrate judge\u2019s ex parte meeting with one side, which earned a footnote\u2019s worth of a tsk tsk. 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