{"id":166701,"date":"2026-11-03T16:25:23","date_gmt":"2026-11-04T00:25:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/11\/03\/caption-contest-weil-still-has-a-ghost-of-a-chance-with-a-merger-partner-like-this\/"},"modified":"2026-11-03T16:25:23","modified_gmt":"2026-11-04T00:25:23","slug":"caption-contest-weil-still-has-a-ghost-of-a-chance-with-a-merger-partner-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xira.com\/p\/2026\/11\/03\/caption-contest-weil-still-has-a-ghost-of-a-chance-with-a-merger-partner-like-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Contest: Weil Still Has A Ghost Of A Chance With A \u2018Merger\u2019 Partner Like This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/10\/caption-contest-weil-still-has-a-ghost-of-a-chance-with-a-merger-partner-like-this\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Caption Contest: Weil Still Has A Ghost Of A Chance With A \u2018Merger\u2019 Partner Like This<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Above the Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What happens when a Biglaw firm suddenly goes out of business? The partners find new firms, the associates update their r\u00e9sum\u00e9s, and Spirit Halloween apparently starts measuring for signage. With <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/10\/after-95-years-weil-gotshal-is-winding-down\/\" id=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2026\/10\/after-95-years-weil-gotshal-is-winding-down\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Weil planning to wind down<\/a> after nearly a century, it seems the seasonal retailer may have found its next location. Talk about a scary development.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The firm spent decades helping clients come back from the dead, but this probably wasn\u2019t the restructuring anyone had in mind. Anyone in the market for a slightly used rainmaker costume?<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here\u2019s the picture for our latest caption contest. Give this Biglaw horror story your best caption.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Same rules as always: submit possible captions <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/cdn-cgi\/l\/email-protection#8efae7fefdceefece1f8ebfae6ebe2eff9a0ede1e3b1fdfbece4ebedfab3d9ebe7e2abbcbeddfee7fce7fa\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">via email<\/a> (subject line: \u201cWeil Spirit\u201d) or text (646-820-8477). Please try to be funny, since we think this is pretty awesome material. We\u2019ll choose our favorites \u2014 with preference given to those with a legal bent \u2014 and then let you vote for the best one.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please submit entries by <strong>TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, at 11:59 P.M. (EST)<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignright is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2016\/11\/Staci-Zaretsky.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-66762\" title=\"\"><figcaption><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em><a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/author\/staci-zaretsky\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Staci Zaretsky<\/a> is the managing editor of Above the Law, where she\u2019s worked since 2011. She\u2019d love to hear from you, so please feel free to <a href=\"https:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/cdn-cgi\/l\/email-protection#7c0f081d1f153c1d1e130a19081419101d0b521f1311\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">email<\/a> her with any tips, questions, comments, or critiques. You can follow her on <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/stacizaretsky.bsky.social\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Bluesky<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stacizaretsky\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">X\/Twitter<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.threads.net\/@stacizaretsky\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Threads<\/a>, or connect with her on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/in\/staci-zaretsky\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">LinkedIn<\/a>.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The post Caption Contest: Weil Still Has A Ghost Of A Chance With A \u2018Merger\u2019 Partner Like This appeared first on Above the Law. What happens when a Biglaw firm suddenly goes out of business? The partners find new firms, the associates update their r\u00e9sum\u00e9s, and Spirit Halloween apparently starts measuring for signage. 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