We’re not shy about our Dana Nessel fandom. The Michigan Attorney General is tough on crime, social media savvy, and knows how to do a college football game right.

At the ongoing Democratic National Convention, Nessel had something to say to the Supreme Court’s all-but-inevitable attack on Obergefell.

This is, of course, a riff on Charlton Heston’s infamous line about the Second Amendment. Except protecting Nessel’s marriage has never killed any grade schoolers.

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