I Am Trump’s Brain

Iran’s a bad place. They’re building nuclear weapons. We had to bomb them a few months back, and the country is still dangerous. I put all those warships in the Middle East so that Iran would cave to us in negotiations, but the country is still playing hardball. It’s...
Real Journalism Is Back! — See Also

Real Journalism Is Back! — See Also

Judge Strikes Down Pentagon’s Free Press Squashing Policy: The American public will be better off for it! AI Is Being Trained On Law: But who is training the lawyers? Lateraling good talent can only work for so long. Morgan Lewis Picks Their Next Leader:...
What If We’re Just Mad This March? — See Generally

What If We’re Just Mad This March? — See Generally

ATL Bracket: Which Of These Ghouls Should Get Disbarred First? There are still a few hours left to vote in our annual March anger bracket. Which Trump lawyer’s ethically fraught work most warrants disciplinary inquiry. We have 4 regions worth of matchups… here, here,...