* “Legal conference ruined by porn.” Let’s not get hasty, have we checked what the legal conference was going to be about before we throw around words like “ruined”? [Roll on Friday]

* Elena Kagan wants a Supreme Court ethics law. [Washington Post]

* An interview with the most successful competitor in the history of the New Yorker caption contest, Chicago lawyer Larry Wood. [ABA Journal]

* Prosecutors tell judge that publicly available tweets are not, in fact, official acts of the presidency (tracking the logic of this recent Lawfare article). [Reuters]

* Rudy Giuliani’s lawyers have a $400K bill they’d love to get paid. [Bloomberg Law News]

* Johnson & Johnson bid to use manufactured bankruptcy to escape liability fails again. [Law360]

* “Things Could Get Confusing After Dueling Rulings on Noncompetes.” One might even say… competing rulings. [Law.com]